20 Cool Things That Need To 'Shut Up and Take My Money'

Cody Brousher Published 09/30/2019 in ftw

Do you need a wrist strapped flamethrower? We've got you covered. Do you need a clear outdoor tent so you can see the stars in style? No problem.

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The SVERES Jumbo Ice Ball Tray allows you make round ice cubes at home.

You can pick this up at Amazon for about $16.
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The SVERES Jumbo Ice Ball Tray allows you make round ice cubes at home.

You can pick this up at Amazon for about $16.
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This clear acrylic paperweight holds your book open.

This is going to run you about $20 on Amazon.
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Want to safely shoot flames from your wrist?

The Pyro Mini by Ellusionist runs about $150 on Amazon.
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Boost your paper airplane's flight power with a carbon filter motor that powers planes.

You can grab this for $20 on Amazon.
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The Saucemoto™ Dip Clip connects to any A/C vent in your car to keep your dip cups close.

This is going to run you about $5.50 on Amazon.
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This realistic orangutan ski mask by Beardo, also comes in different animals (fox, red panda, dog, etc.)

It runs about $37 on Amazon.
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The PancakeBot 2.0 lets you 3d pancakes based on any design you give it.

This is going to cost you $230 on Amazon.
14.
The Pop it Pal™ is a toy that gives you the pleasure of popping a pimple. Yes, really.

It's going to run you around $20 on Amazon.
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Want to troll the hell out of people who need to charge their phones?

10 fake electrical outlets stickers will run you about $10 on Amazon.
16.
Frustrated with the small amount of marshmallows in your cereal?

Suffer no more for $10.99 on Amazon.
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This "Fire Missiles" cigarette car lighter will set you back about $15 on Amazon.
18.
Ship your enemy 1000 live crickets.

1000 Crickets will run you about $30 on Amazon.
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This amazing outdoor inflatable tent will run you about $900 on Amazon.
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These may look like NES cartridges, but they're actually 4.25 oz flasks!

These will run you about $20 on Amazon.
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The pump-action Bug-A-Salt rifle lets you shoot bugs dead with salt as ammunition.

This thing is going to run you about $43 on Amazon.
There's even an optional laser sight for $20 on Amazon.
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The greatest smell on earth: Freshly Signed Divorce Papers

This is going to run you about $17 on Amazon.
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Can you believe this inflatable T-Rex costume is only $54 on Amazon?
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The USB Humping Beagle will run you about $6 on Amazon.
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This ceramic Bob's Burgers cookie jar is about $30 on Amazon.
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This "Shawty U FIne As Shit Tho" bear is the perfect way to tell someone you think they fine as shit tho.

This is going to run you $29 on Amazon.

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The SVERES Jumbo Ice Ball Tray allows you make round ice cubes at home.

You can pick this up at Amazon for about $16.
7.
The SVERES Jumbo Ice Ball Tray allows you make round ice cubes at home.

You can pick this up at Amazon for about $16.
8.
This clear acrylic paperweight holds your book open.

This is going to run you about $20 on Amazon.
9.
Want to safely shoot flames from your wrist?

The Pyro Mini by Ellusionist runs about $150 on Amazon.
10.
Boost your paper airplane's flight power with a carbon filter motor that powers planes.

You can grab this for $20 on Amazon.
11.
The Saucemoto™ Dip Clip connects to any A/C vent in your car to keep your dip cups close.

This is going to run you about $5.50 on Amazon.
12.
This realistic orangutan ski mask by Beardo, also comes in different animals (fox, red panda, dog, etc.)

It runs about $37 on Amazon.
13.
The PancakeBot 2.0 lets you 3d pancakes based on any design you give it.

This is going to cost you $230 on Amazon.
14.
The Pop it Pal™ is a toy that gives you the pleasure of popping a pimple. Yes, really.

It's going to run you around $20 on Amazon.
15.
Want to troll the hell out of people who need to charge their phones?

10 fake electrical outlets stickers will run you about $10 on Amazon.
16.
Frustrated with the small amount of marshmallows in your cereal?

Suffer no more for $10.99 on Amazon.
17.
This "Fire Missiles" cigarette car lighter will set you back about $15 on Amazon.
18.
Ship your enemy 1000 live crickets.

1000 Crickets will run you about $30 on Amazon.
19.
This amazing outdoor inflatable tent will run you about $900 on Amazon.
20.
These may look like NES cartridges, but they're actually 4.25 oz flasks!

These will run you about $20 on Amazon.
21.
22.
The pump-action Bug-A-Salt rifle lets you shoot bugs dead with salt as ammunition.

This thing is going to run you about $43 on Amazon.
There's even an optional laser sight for $20 on Amazon.
23.
The greatest smell on earth: Freshly Signed Divorce Papers

This is going to run you about $17 on Amazon.
24.
Can you believe this inflatable T-Rex costume is only $54 on Amazon?
25.
The USB Humping Beagle will run you about $6 on Amazon.
26.
This ceramic Bob's Burgers cookie jar is about $30 on Amazon.
27.
This "Shawty U FIne As Shit Tho" bear is the perfect way to tell someone you think they fine as shit tho.

This is going to run you $29 on Amazon.

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6. The SVERES Jumbo Ice Ball Tray allows you make round ice cubes at home. You can pick this up at Amazon for about $16.

7. The SVERES Jumbo Ice Ball Tray allows you make round ice cubes at home. You can pick this up at Amazon for about $16.

8. This clear acrylic paperweight holds your book open. This is going to run you about $20 on Amazon.

9. Want to safely shoot flames from your wrist? The Pyro Mini by Ellusionist runs about $150 on Amazon.

10. Boost your paper airplane's flight power with a carbon filter motor that powers planes. You can grab this for $20 on Amazon.

11. The Saucemoto™ Dip Clip connects to any A/C vent in your car to keep your dip cups close. This is going to run you about $5.50 on Amazon.

12. This realistic orangutan ski mask by Beardo, also comes in different animals (fox, red panda, dog, etc.) It runs about $37 on Amazon.

13. The PancakeBot 2.0 lets you 3d pancakes based on any design you give it.This is going to cost you $230 on Amazon.

14. The Pop it Pal™ is a toy that gives you the pleasure of popping a pimple. Yes, really. It's going to run you around $20 on Amazon.

15. Want to troll the hell out of people who need to charge their phones? 10 fake electrical outlets stickers will run you about $10 on Amazon.

16. Frustrated with the small amount of marshmallows in your cereal? Suffer no more for $10.99 on Amazon.

17. This "Fire Missiles" cigarette car lighter will set you back about $15 on Amazon.

18. Ship your enemy 1000 live crickets. 1000 Crickets will run you about $30 on Amazon.

19. This amazing outdoor inflatable tent will run you about $900 on Amazon.

20. These may look like NES cartridges, but they're actually 4.25 oz flasks! These will run you about $20 on Amazon.

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22. The pump-action Bug-A-Salt rifle lets you shoot bugs dead with salt as ammunition. This thing is going to run you about $43 on Amazon. There's even an optional laser sight for $20 on Amazon.

23. The greatest smell on earth: Freshly Signed Divorce PapersThis is going to run you about $17 on Amazon.

24. Can you believe this inflatable T-Rex costume is only $54 on Amazon?

25. The USB Humping Beagle will run you about $6 on Amazon.

26. This ceramic Bob's Burgers cookie jar is about $30 on Amazon.

27. This "Shawty U FIne As Shit Tho" bear is the perfect way to tell someone you think they fine as shit tho. This is going to run you $29 on Amazon.

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6.
The SVERES Jumbo Ice Ball Tray allows you make round ice cubes at home.

You can pick this up at Amazon for about $16.

7.
The SVERES Jumbo Ice Ball Tray allows you make round ice cubes at home.

You can pick this up at Amazon for about $16.

8.
This clear acrylic paperweight holds your book open.

This is going to run you about $20 on Amazon.

9.
Want to safely shoot flames from your wrist?

The Pyro Mini by Ellusionist runs about $150 on Amazon.

10.
Boost your paper airplane's flight power with a carbon filter motor that powers planes.

You can grab this for $20 on Amazon.

11.
The Saucemoto™ Dip Clip connects to any A/C vent in your car to keep your dip cups close.

This is going to run you about $5.50 on Amazon.

12.
This realistic orangutan ski mask by Beardo, also comes in different animals (fox, red panda, dog, etc.)

It runs about $37 on Amazon.

13.
The PancakeBot 2.0 lets you 3d pancakes based on any design you give it.

This is going to cost you $230 on Amazon.

14.
The Pop it Pal™ is a toy that gives you the pleasure of popping a pimple. Yes, really.

It's going to run you around $20 on Amazon.

15.
Want to troll the hell out of people who need to charge their phones?

10 fake electrical outlets stickers will run you about $10 on Amazon.

16.
Frustrated with the small amount of marshmallows in your cereal?

Suffer no more for $10.99 on Amazon.

17.
This "Fire Missiles" cigarette car lighter will set you back about $15 on Amazon.

18.
Ship your enemy 1000 live crickets.

1000 Crickets will run you about $30 on Amazon.

19.
This amazing outdoor inflatable tent will run you about $900 on Amazon.

20.
These may look like NES cartridges, but they're actually 4.25 oz flasks!

These will run you about $20 on Amazon.

22.
The pump-action Bug-A-Salt rifle lets you shoot bugs dead with salt as ammunition.

This thing is going to run you about $43 on Amazon.
There's even an optional laser sight for $20 on Amazon.

23.
The greatest smell on earth: Freshly Signed Divorce Papers

This is going to run you about $17 on Amazon.

24.
Can you believe this inflatable T-Rex costume is only $54 on Amazon?

25.
The USB Humping Beagle will run you about $6 on Amazon.

26.
This ceramic Bob's Burgers cookie jar is about $30 on Amazon.

27.
This "Shawty U FIne As Shit Tho" bear is the perfect way to tell someone you think they fine as shit tho.

This is going to run you $29 on Amazon.